Gift a shoe or spit at… depends on what you prefer!
Jarnail Singh is hardly the kind of journalist who could have thrown a show at anyone. He is one of the few low profiles scribes, who recently lost a dozen of kilos. Not only does he become a worldwide hit but also may contest elections to sit amongst these bloody suckers and eventually get a bigger and better opportunity to … stack the moolah in a Swiss bank account or drive a comfortable sedan in one his swanky islands in the Panama with babes by his arms.
But P C Chidambaram is the kind of minister who could have attracted such kind of attack. And interestingly he is not the only one. …
I can think of hundreds of such netas and ministers who journalists like Singh and even ‘Aam Admi’ would not mind not only throwing a shoe at but even spitting… Please join the boot it camp. This is a serious effort to tell the politicians where they stand. Shall we start alphabetically or start from who comes first.
Amar Singh – for being our famous dalal and for his awful parodies
Mulayam Singh Yadav – What has he done? For being an alleged American man, for promoting gunda raj in UP, promoting Yadavs and Muslims, for taking crores in bribes and possessing assets disproportionate to his known sources of income (this we will let is pass – since it is the norm of any politician), recruitment scam, for opening Mayawati’s nada
Mayawati - for the Taj Express corridor scam, float pump scam, for openly accepting money for her happy birthday and for taking action against her own MLA who was collecting the cash, for getting hooked to Kanshi Ram and Ambedkar, for allowing Mulayam Singh to open that nada
Laloo Prasad Yadav – for fodder and other scams (just too many)
Jayalalitha – For possessing too many sarees, sandals, accessories, and just being horribly fat (this is just for kicks)
L K Advani – Damn it. He is not worth it. For being a shame of a home minister, for allowing Kandhar to happen, for not taking action against BDR after they slaughtered BSF men
A B Vajpayee - for the Kargil fiasco, for letting his crony Mahajan get away with murder, for Shining India, for Rs 20,000 crore highway projects, for promoting Ambanis (this again we will let is pass – since it is the norm)
Jansanghis – For accepting crap from leaders like Advani and Vajpayee
Shivraj Patil – for changing three dresses on the terror attack evening. Just this is enough. (the only place where a full stop is essential)
Manmohan Singh – For making the PM’s post insignificant, for allowing Tamils to be killed in Sri Lanka, for going soft on Pakistan, for accepting nuclear terms of the US
Sonia Gandhi - for being an agent – KGB or CIA or whatever, for smuggling, for removing Sitaram Kesri, for becoming God Mother of Congress
Congressmen – for accepting a person like Sonia Gandhi as their leader
Rahul Gandhi – for being the Casanova around town, for that sex and rock and roll thing when the country needs him
Left (Karat, Bardhan and Gang) – for taking their cut in deals, for having their cake and pudding and eating it too, for backing naxals in Nepal and India, for following the Chinese model of communism, for Nandigram and Singur
Menaka Gandhi – for not taking off that towel in the advertisement
Please send a shoe to the neta’s address who you think deserves one. You must tell your reasons for sending your shoe. I can help you find the address or phone number of any place.
why only politicians? give me ur address.
ReplyDeletemy dear tayal saheb you r too blunt how you can right every body is only negative all human has + and - point but ya most of the netas like that only but we have to choose the best this time.
ReplyDeleteharish sharma
Tayal Bhai, Shoe Kaha se Lekar aaon, Gurudware se ya Chor Bazar se,U make a valid point, these type of neta tabhi theek honge jab joote padege, , vaise ies scene ka bahut din se wait tha, man tab khush hoga jab ye log beech sadak peetege bhi apne kaam ke liye, but salute to your blunt Voice.
ReplyDeleteThe point is to tell them where they lack - cause country comes first. Hopefully they improve. I know that all of them are not as bad as we make them out to be. Yes it was a bit harsh. I shall take care in future.
ReplyDeleteI am not a politician but if you wish to donate - My address is in the PIB directory.
This is a letter I got from Partho Burman:
ReplyDeleteThrowing a shoe at anyone reflects bad taste of showing one's displeasure. There are myriad options open to put your words. I met Jarnail in several press conference at defence beat but we were not that friendly.
In my opnion, his act might have impacted and he became instant popular, but at the end a journalist should know the minimum etiquette. It is not only politicians of our country but there are many like them. How you are going to handle them - by throwing shoes to every individual. No - it requires change in the system through proper way by remaining in the system.
If an act of Jarnail as appreciated in your blog, it may generate enimosity and hatred. Stop encouraging such an act. Hope my short write up will not generate another controversy.
Partho Burman